When In Doubt, See Rule #1

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WHEN IN DOUBT, SEE RULE #1

YEARS AGO I started a website just for my series of “RULE #1” rules after years of giving advice to my high school seniors . It was an idea I was hoping would catch on (and I’m still hoping), and, seeing as some of them were clever (and I’ve learned a little bit more of how to make things appealing), I’ve redone some of them and will release them here. Most of these are my own sayings, and some of them are stolen or are hybrids of other sayings.

And if you want to pre-order a yearly page-a-day-forest-killing desktop/office calendar, let me know.

Just kidding. Well, not really. Here it goes, phase one, in pictures:

RULE #1 You get four mistakes in life. Choose wisely.
RULE #1
You get four mistakes in life. Choose wisely.

 

RULE #1 Every day pick something not to worry about.
RULE #1
Every day pick something not to worry about.
RULE #1 The whole universe is within you.
RULE #1
The whole universe is within you.
RULE #1 Don't be an asshole.
RULE #1
Don’t be an asshole.
RULE #1 There are always two situations: things could be worse, and things are now worse.
RULE #1
There are always two situations: things could be worse, and things are now worse.
RULE #1 Judgment day is happening all the time.
RULE #1
Judgment day is happening all the time.
RULE #1 One day these days will be the good old days.
RULE #1
One day these days will be the good old days.

 

RULE #1  Every day is a new year.
RULE #1
Every day is a new year.

 

RULE #1 When Life gives you lemons, be glad it wasn't shit.
RULE #1
When Life gives you lemons, be glad it wasn’t shit.
RULE #1 Keep right.
RULE #1
Keep right.

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All original material copyright Nerdy Dad Shirt/Jeremy McKeen 2014.

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